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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

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so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

(Source: millennialfirebird, via watermelon-spiced-latte)

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straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

(via byvalour)

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cutefollower:

when you walk to the beat of a song

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piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

(via depressingly-humorous)

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via chairmanmeow13)

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via uselessnacho)

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adamaryy:

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

plot twist: someone texts me

(Source: feistiest, via depressingly-humorous)

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loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

(via evancole803)

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